somehow i can't get my blog to appear. it seems screwed??
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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i asked steph to come my blog.
she was like "U UPDATED UR BLOG?!"
man am i so offended.
n i shall not mention the fact that i spoke to a stranger on the bus when i meant to speak to joycelin.
Monday, May 12, 2008
i hate smart ppl
Part 1
kath, alvin n i had a discussion on the wat to the sci fair at SAJC.
they said tt clever ppl r ugly, while smart ppl look gd.
i disagreed. i say we know sum gd looking ppl,so tt's not true.
kath said the neighbourhood gals all damn chio. i disagreed, but alvin agreed.
the i was like
THAT EXPLAINS WHY JORDYN IS SO DUMB!
alvin was like LOL.
Part 2
we entered the LT n looked around. with the arrival of the HCI n RI ppl, i said t kath
"now i'm begiining to realise the sense of ur statement liao."
Alvin: Haha!
Kath: HAHA!
HY: of course there are sum exceptions lah!
*motions at all 3 of us*
kath: *stunned look*
Alvin: no...
HY: we're not ugly, we're not darn smart either.
Alvin: yes, and that gives you your average simpleton.
Kath n HY: *sinks into silence, deep in thought*
Part 3 - not v linked, but still abt zai3 ppl
alvin says:
katherine your maths 66 right?
alvin says:
pro
alvin says:
LOL
was sooo tired says:
WTF
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
lol
was sooo tired says:
know total liao mehh
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
my class damn loads of 70+++ de
[let's bash the 3E ppl up]
alvin says:
paper one only
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
ya
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
saw le
alvin says:
adam got 82 out of 80
alvin says:
-.-
alvin says:
sucker luh he
was sooo tired says:
WTF
alvin says:
still ask for marks
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
wth
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
lol
btw there was this FAATT gal from Anderson n this GAY guy in a team.
BAAD choice.
the thing is,
THE GAL'S NAME WAS HUIYING!
n thx to tt, it set the 3 us, ok, only alvin n i (internalise!) (actually i hv interlalisED it since pri sch. lol.) laffing all the way.
Alvin: oi, she's called huiying leh! *laffs*
HY: *rolls eye* I know! urgh! *laffs*
Alvin: ur names the same!
HY: no lorh, names n pronunciation diff. speeling also diff (note: she was called hui4 ying2)
alvin: (i forgot, anyway, it wasn't anything gd)
*laffs*
HY: *rolls eye AGAIN* what an insult!
when i was introduced, the GAY guy was nudging the PUDGY fren of his, n whispered t her.she looked sorta pissed.
i couldn't bear to look lah. i felt like intruding their privacy, dunno whether they're a couple or not. lol.
oh yes, here's a funny part of our convo on msn
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
alvin
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
u piss off liao orh?
alvin says:
LOL
alvin says:
nah
alvin says:
like that also pissed
alvin says:
i must be an auntie man
alvin says:
-.-
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
haha
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
ok
was sooo tired says:
AUNTIE MAN?!
alvin says:
the man is meant to be not that man
alvin says:
but an expression
alvin says:
like example
alvin says:
what the hell man
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
.........
was sooo tired says:
oh! haha!
Dreams tt r flying away... says:
lol
*if any of u idiots were wondering who is who,
Dreams tt r flying away... : KATH
alvin: ALVIN
was soo tired: ME!
oh yes. n i saw BRANANA 2day! woots!
Branana's profile:
my pri sch fren, so only sum readers will noe her lahhs.
N BOOS! u ripped the quizzes off my blog huhs! BAD BAD GAL. the least u could do was credit me. lol. the unpardonable sin is U DIDN'T TAG. lol.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
lol
hahas. back w more quizzes of vanessa's blog
1.what do you do when you're mad?
scream n shout n bang the table n scold vulgarities n tear my hair out n slam the door and plop onto the bed n cry my heart out.
*not in sequence, not all done all the time.
2. what's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
scold the person hu mad me mad upside down
3. ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
i tink only my sis.
4. ever physically hurt someone when you were mad?
judging by my nature, infer yourself
5. do you curse when you're mad?
look at number 1
*Crying Section*
1. last time you cried your heart out?
ytd i screamed. cried ah, b4 the exams bah. 3 weeks or a month ago?
2. ever cried yourself to sleep?
i think once. i hate crying then trying to sleep, even though i always do tt. my nose gets horribly blocked, so i tend to tell myself not to cry when i get pissed or emo at night.
3.ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
dun think so
4. do you cry when you get an injury?
for what?!
5. do certain songs make you cry?
no. i may feel like crying but i'll hold the tears back.
*Pain Section*.
1. what's the worst thing you've done to somebody else??
hurt them verbally
2. how depressed can you get?
until the doctor certifies it
*Happy Section*
1. how much do u smile?
alot?
2. what can make you happy?
crapping, singing, gg out w frens, chatting, shopping, music, playing...
3. do you wish you were happier?
i hv nvr thought abt tt, though this isn't a bad idea.
4. what about being with your friends, does that make u happy?
look above
*Love Section*.
1. have you ever loved someone so much, that you'd die for him/her?
no
2. did you ever love a person, and tell him/herthat you love him/her?
i love my frens n tell them tt! actually, only certain ppl lah. GIRLS. NOT LESBO.
3.have you loved someone so much, it made you cry?
i have gotten over it.
4.has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'i love you' to you?
if u know the ppl then you'll consider them as frens right? so the only answer for this is not right? cos the person must be a stranger?
*Hate Section*
1. have you ever hated any one that broke your heart?
y would it break my heart??
2. do you hate Bush?
i tihk he's quite pro lorhs.
*Self-Esteem Section*
1. is your self-esteem extremely low?
is that how u view me?
2. do you believe in yourself?
look above
3. what do you say when people say they think you are good looking or pretty?
respoonse varies. examples are:
1. I KNOW
2. i definitely look better then u
3. really meh
4. no lah
5. haha (genuine laffter)
6. haha (sacarsm)
7. *flicks hair*
8. u look better
4. are you one of those idiots that think they are ugly, and dumb
yes. sometimes. on the other hand, i can think the total opposite of myself too! lol. ignore the previous sentence.
5. ever wanted to kill yourself cuz you thought you weren't good enough?
i nvr think i'm not gd enuf. it's from the angle which u view the problem n how do u decide to solve it
6. are you happy with who you are?
not really. but i won't swop. at least for now
1.whose picture is it that you keep in ur wallet?
my sch pic, my i.c. pic and my photo card w my cuzzie <3
2. wat time do you go to bed?
can b as early as 10. as b as late as 1.30 - 2
3. What's on your mind just now?
go tampanies and balestier
4. what were the latest movies you saw?
movie at the cinema or wat? it was last yr or sth anyway, so cant rmb
5. when was the last time you went out?
i exam week everyday aft exam (cept 4 fri) go lib mug
6.what do you hate the most for now?
woah. no hard feelings man.
7. what things you want to do now?
talk to a particular person
8. what do you do everyday besides eat and sleep?
talk.
9. talked on the phone just to say good night?
sms only
10. miss someone?
who can i miss?
11. are you a coffee addict?
no
12. are you satisfied with your life now?
i'm sick of every question quiz asking the same thing
13. will you share a glass of water with a friend?
depends on hu the person is
14.when was the last time you ate seafoods?
few nites ago
15. ever had a food fight?
no
16. what do you usually eat for breakfast?
technically nothing, though i may eat a piece of candy or choc when i see it in the morning n tou1 tou1 eat junk food in class
17. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
nvr!
18. what's your favorite fast food chain?
quite sian of all of them but still sumtimes like the food leh.
19. who's on ur mind?
vanessa chan. i'm editing her replys. duh
21. did u ever cheat during exam?
my primary sch heath ed exam when our stupid teacher actually went out n we started discussing the answers as a class
22. are you childish?
i behave by context
23. how's your heart lately?
not having any blockage or anything reported by the doc
24. Reminds you of ur 1st love?
my 1st LESBO love. OMG HU WAS IT ARH?!
25. ever had a crush on a teacher?
no! ew! though i suspect a teacher thinks i hv a crush on him thanks to the stupid truth or dare game
26. things u need everyday?
contents of my wallet. extra money. food. water. tissue
27. First thing you notice when you look at someone of the opposite sex.
outward appearance??
looks. (face height hair acne!eww)
then way of speech
Saturday, May 10, 2008
quiz
somehow i love this kind of quizzes. n i obviously ripped this off the vanessas' blogs.
-----your boy side--->
[x]you love hoodies
[x]you love jeans
[]dogs are better than cats
[x]its hilarious when ppl get hurt
[x]you have played with boys in a team (huh?! liddat oso counted?!)
[]shopping is a torture
[]sad movies suck
[]you own a X-Box
[x]you played with hot wheels cars as a kid (i played anything. lol.)
[]at some point in time, you wanted to be a firefighter
[]you owned a DS, PS3, PS2 or sega (DS??? sega?? i THINK i ownED a sega. lol.)
[x]you used to be obsessed with power rangers (4 years old???)
[]you watch sports on tv
[]gory movies are cool
[]you go to yr dad for advice
[]you own like a trillion baseball caps
[]you used to/do collect football cards
[]baggy pants are cool to wear
[]it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of ppl
[x]green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of fav colours
[x]you love to go crazy and not care what ppl think
[x]sports are fun (love them!)
[x]you talk with food in your mouth
[x]you sleep with you socks on at night (sometimes... if i'm feeling cold or sick or sth)
[]you have fished at least once
total=11! (not surprising)
-------your girl side--->
[x]you need/love to shop
[]you wear eyeliner
[x]you wear the colour pink
[]you go to your mum for advice
[]you consider cheerleading a sport (though i don't mind it as a CCA! hahas!)
[]you hate wearing the colour black
[x]you like going to the mall
[x]you like getting pedicures and/or medicures
[x]you like wearing jewelry (earrings are my besties! i love rings n thick bangles too)
[]you cried watching The Notebook
[]skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[x]shopping are one of yr fav hobbies (pok liao la.)
[x]you dont like the movie star wars
[x]you were in dance/ gymnastics (p1??)
[x]it takes you more than and hour to shower, get dressed and make up
[]you smile a lot more than you should
[]you have more than ten pairs of shoes
[x]you care about how you look like
[x]you like wearing perfume (i think of it as ok, but at least u can't smell sweat when u wear perfume right? i prefer perfume to deodorant larhs.)
[]you like wearing high heels (pain!!) (i only have one pair of black heels for formal occasions. my mum dun like us wear heels. thought recently she bought heels for my sis. [HEY!] anyway i think the designs on heels are nicer than flats, but a prob is that i havw WIDE feet n so usually can't fit into heels. lol.)
[x]you used to play dolls as a kid (the only present i asked for on any occasion was barbies. haha.)
[x]you like putting make-up upon others
[x]you sometimes like being the star of everything
[]pink is one of you favourite colours
total= 15 (hmm...not bad at all..)
1.what will I be most focused on most of the time?
crapping???
2.what do you want the most now?
my stomach to not feel so bloated.
talk to val
ask bess abt the song. i forgot the tune again.
kath to mail the ppt to me!!
3.who is the person you trust the most?
i trust alot of ppl, esp my p6 frens.
4.how would i describe myself?
AM CHIO!
lol. zilian.
BAKA
in danger of turning twit
DODO
dumb
LESBO
hilarious
noisy
self initiated, enthu
evil
nice (:
5.if you have a NIGHTMARE to come true, what will it be?
certain ppl *hint hint* stick around me all day long n irritates me n keeps talking in a screechy voice or try to do sth weird to me
6.do you believe in seeing a rainbow after rain?
the physical one or like when ppl always use this phrase for encouragement? niwaes i belive both are possible but rare (:
7.what is your goal for this year?
dunno. get to sec4 lorhs
8.do you believe in eternity love?
love is a choice.
but God is capable of tt.
9.what feeling do you like the least?
erm ALOT??
10.what are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
tall!!! (but not TOO tall either)
crappy like me!! (but not lame) [i think this is v difficult]
can understand me n always b there when i'm down.
must got money (not tt i'm money faced like my pig, but i'm a spendthrift. i think if a normal/poor guy dates me he'll go pok. lol.)
cuddly?
looks at least ok... (just think abt how many gd looking guys are there in spore vs how many UGLAYE guys r there)
must teng2 me lorhs.
clever so can teach me math :b
must b eloquent
devoted
willing to spend time w me n prioritizes me (selfish??)
must love sports
dun stink of sweat.
no swaety palms! (eww. i always wonder how bobo holds his hand lorh)
no excessive face acne (lol)
no body acne (haha)
most important must attract my attention 1st lah. i dunno how. dun ask.
11.what feeling do you feel everyday?
varies from extremes
12.do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
yes. i'm a social person
13.do you wish your life to be different?
yes, i could be cleverer, for one. and my family could b richer. n my family members could be nicer n not so irritating. i would mind a bigger social circle n i wanna settle in a gd church.
14.what do you think is the most important thing in your life?
frens, my feelings
15.who do you hope to be always there for you?
I'M AN INDEPENDENT PERSON. lol. it's GOD, whose there already. just whether i go to him. (oops!)
16.who is your good friend?
i emphasize on good, not best.
but my besties r included inside
BoobA, BoobC, pri sch frens lah.
val, jas...
any gossipy gal. lol.
lee hui. she's nice
Bobo, steph
17.who cares for you the most?
i'm an ingrate D:
18.do you think "LOVE" is stupid or smart?
love is a choice. it depends on the context too. love is sweet. what ppl do for love may b stupid or smart or just sweet.
19.who do i hate the most now?
the bitchy side of me hates lotsa ppl.
ok, not hate. can't stand, dun like
20.do you think someone has a crush on you?
I JUST KNOW IT. lol. confirm got more than one
person one lah.
list:
1.ME
2.Bess
3.Dom
4.BOBO
5.lihua
6. THE LIST GOES ON!
lol. actually lihua dun hv crush on me larh. lihua so guai. haha.
ok, tt's abt it till i find another quiz! lol.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
boo!
dinner eat till damn full. arrh.
2day go sch from 8-5.30. canteen not open so teachers bought pizza. mrs lee-teo so nice, bought breakfast for kath, alvin n i (:
so many interesting things happened 2day. lol.
alvin thinks mas selamat got caught cos the causeway jam n near our house got traffic police. lol.
nth much t say larhs..
2moro still got math tuition. ew.
i volunteered to go one lah, but still...
i still haven buy mom's day present lor.
sigh. still hv to wait for the edited power point n scrpt to be sent. sian sian sian.
meanwhile, i'll go game n youtube n msn n blogsurf n do sth else. hmm.
well, TATA!
Friday, May 09, 2008
found this on talkingcock.com
REALLY GOOD REASONS TO STAY ON A TOILET FOR 2 YEARS
Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The Citizens A 35 year old woman in Kansas was found to be stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for 2 years. Neh bluff you, one! The police said her skin had grown around the seat, and they are investigating why her boyfriend took so long to report it. Americans! But you know, she may have had really good reasons… we speculate why Singaporeans would have REALLY GOOD REASONS TO STAY ON A TOILET FOR 2 YEARS...
1. Because to stay there for 3 years would be just too much.
2. To protect the environment, mah: this way, you save on toilet paper and also produce your own natural gases.
3. Because to stay in the bathtub for 2 years would make me all wrinkly.
4. The acoustics here are better than at Kbox.
5. Okay, maybe in hindsight, it was a mistake to install cable TV inside the toilet.
6. Because when you first entered the toilet, you met your teacher who said, “After you’re done, come to my office to discuss your grades.”
7. Why did I buy my bleddy chewren that super glue?
8. The Sudoku puzzle you brought in with you was damn cheem.
9. My boyfriend needs to learn to put the seat down, and this will teach him!
10. That All-You-Can-Eat Mee Siam with Hum Buffet you entered.
11. Your choice of toilet reading material was “From Third World to First”
12. If you get up, that terrorist guy might escape!
DEAR AH BENG: How to Become More Gracious, Ha?
Posted on Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Topic: Dear Ah Beng
Dear Ah Beng Dear Ah Beng,
The udder day, hor, M&M Lee said that he wen live to see Singapore become a “gracious” society, because must wait long-long until we learn a more ‘cultivated way of life’.
Seow leow, I hear oreddy like damn sad like that, sial! How can we be so unfilial to the fudder of our nation? We must all faster learn to be more gracious!
But how, ah?
Samseng Kia
Dear Samseng Kia,
Chope! Why you want us to faster be more gracious?
M&M oreddy say he wen live to see us become gracious, what.
Tha’s mean if we faster become gracious, he will also faster mati. Corright, not?
So choi! Dun say lai dat! If we want him to live long-long, then we must stay as chor lor for as long as possibur.
But true lah, we cannot stay L.C. forever.
So how to become more gracious and atas? We must look for some role model!
How about elite people like, oh, M&M himself? If they can say udder people not gracious, then they must be si peh gracious themself, mah! So to paraph… paphara… perforate… anyhow quote Jack Neo, “Just follow Lee, lor!”
So looking at the record of people who follow him, here are some tips on how to be more gracious:
UNGRACIOUS: when some samseng kau peh kau bus about you, you go and hoot them upside down
GRACIOUS: you hire some tua kee lawyer to sue them in defamation and make them pok kai instead
UNGRACIOUS: hanging out at void decks talking donno what cock with low-class people and kena kiss their argly babies and listen to their sob stories
GRACIOUS: hiring some seow-on social climbing scholars to join your GRC, then arrowing them to do it for you
UNGRACIOUS: arguing with some stupid ah beng in public
GRACIOUS: asking MOE to get the idiot’s PSLE or ‘O’ Level results and show that he couldn’t make it into Cambridge like you
UNGRACIOUS: allowing some young punk to play punk with you
GRACIOUS: use CCTV to catch them when they cockup, then make a big wayang about it in the press
UNGRACIOUS: allowing all sorts of low-class reporters to stir shit just to sell newspapers
GRACIOUS: make sure you own all the newspapers and put your kah kia in there to kuah chwee
UNGRACIOUS: all these chao ah bengs and ah liens roaming the streets
GRACIOUS: encouraging atas people to breed only amongst themselves
UNGRACIOUS: rearing chickens in HDB flats
GRACIOUS: talking cock in Parliament
Nah! Go and learn! Next week got test!
AH BENG
hey look! a satire!
IN THE YEAR 2525
In the year 2525
ISD said Mas Selamat is still alive
Jamban Wong said morale is still high
They have searched the moon and Mars
They are sure they will soon catch Mas
In the year 3535
Big Brother is watching the peasants' lives
The ERP gantries are equipped with GPRS technology
To monitor those who are incorrect politically
In the year 4545
Few peasants want to live past 85
Living is a burden as the cost of living is sky high
MRT suicides is the hip way to die
In the year 5555
The HOTA claims the peasants' bodies and lives
To get soil for land reclamation
The organs are traded to the Martians
In the year 6565
Peasantland is one super GRC with a cabinet of 5
1 PM, 2 SM, 1 Super SM and 1 Minister Rigor Mortis
Supported by 90 ministers in the PM's office
In the year 7575
Ministers are genetically bred and have long lives
From the same genes they look like one familee
And all attribute their success to meritocracy
In the year 8585
Temasekshimaya's losses continue to pile high
Every planet and galaxy they ventured so bold
Throwing money into a literal black hole
In the year 9595
GIC has zillions and non-accountability is fine
They bought planet, stars and the Milky Way
To tally will take a million man-years and a day
Now it's been 10,000 years
The peasants have cried a billion tears
For what they never knew
Still the MIW's rule is not through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday
In the year 2525… (fades away)
Friday, May 09, 2008
ARGHHH.
have been emo for the past few days.
not to mention tt my freaking mom started scolding me.again.over the freaking phone. AGAIN. WTF is ur prob lah?! this oso cannot, tt oso cannot.
i wanna scream. i wanna run.
looking forward to cross country.
RUN THE STRESS AWAY.
i hv friggin math tuition. ffffffffff
on SUNDAY.
n this sunday is mother's day.
whose stupid idea was tt?
math confirm fail liao.
teacher say one lorh. not like u all just say will fail will fail no basis. (fine he didn't say fail. he said DID BADLY.)
AHH! RUN THE STRESS AWAY.
2day still had to stay back in school lah.
n 2moro hv to go back. but at least the comp allow us to skip lesson n cca! hahas!
but hv to wear blazer for 2 consecutive days leh! long sleeve + thick jacket = rashes! hot!
wear heels for 2 whole days = pain!
this is medieval torture! ok, mayb not.
Shall not think of exams n play play play!
at least now can update blog. hahas.
BoobA. can we just play dumb n ask the how tall r u thing??
Thursday, May 01, 2008
hahas XD
this is a tribute to dear BoobA :)
for john n eliz :)
*hint hint*
You've got your mother and your brother
Every other undercover
Tellin' you what to say
You think I'm stupid
But the truth is
That it's cupid, baby
Lovin' you has made me this way
So before you point your finger
Get your hands off of my trigger
Oh yeah
You need to know this situation's getting old
And now the more you talk
The less I can say, oh
I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go?
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why you still standin' here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just walk away
Just walk away
Just walk away
I waited here for you
Like a kid waiting after school
So tell me how come you never showed?
I gave you everything
And never asked for anything
And look at me
I'm all alone
So, before you start defendin'
Baby, stop all your pretendin'
I know you know I know
So what's the point in being slow
Let's get the show on the road today
Hey
[ Walk Away lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]